ablative absolute: okay i’ll admit they are pretty sexy and i can see the appeal but they’re too high brow like u’d take an ablative absolute to dinner and introduce your parents but u don’t get off. 7/10
indirect statement: nonono such a turnoff. -1/10
indirect question: i feel like u gotta be in the right mood but yh i gs these are kinda sexy. 6/10
indirect command: the indirect question’s sexier older brother. 8/10
relative clauses: uhhhhhhhh the sexiest. cannot get over how peng these are like i see a qui quae quod and boiiii 😝😝😝 10/10
result clause: ohh the building of the tension right from that signpost word up until u see the subjunctive… very good 8/10
purpose clause: ok if they’re positive then only 5/10 but if they’re negative a solid 9/10 there’s just something about a ‘ne’ u know???
conditional clause: mm not too sexy and also. i don’t trust them they just feel a bit shady? 4/10
gerundive: these are Hot omg definitely that ‘nd’ gets me going. 8/10
latin grammatical constructions and how sexy they are

























