nathanielwesninski:

• introducing ‘what the wylan van heck’ and ‘kuwei yul-no’
  
• kaz brekker, suffering single father of 6 children
  
• wylan: did you know dihydrogen monoxide has infiltrated our water systems?
  
• matthias, very seriously: we must inform the authorities at once
  
• ‘ketterdaMN IT’
  
• it’s rap battle night in the crow club but half the people turned up for slam poetry
  
• nina, swirling juice in a wine glass: ‘ah yes, the bourgeoisie’.
• kaz: wylan is annoying
  
• someone: yeah he sure is
  
• kaz, cane swinging: what the fUCK DID U JUST SAY
  
• jesper: my love…go on,,,without me,,i am fallen…this is the end
  
• wylan: jes, it’s just a papercut chill
  
• jesper, gasping: how could you be so cruel??? on my deATHBED
  
• kaz: i think i’m sick. whenever i look at inej my heart beats faster and i sweat and my stomach feels weird.
  
• nina: kaz, those are called feelings
  
• kaz:
  
• kaz: well is there a cure or what
  
• wylan: hey kuwei what did u get for question 5
  
• kuwei: the fleeting nature of life…the changeability of the tide…the great mistress, time, who beholds the lives of all
  
• wylan:
  
• wylan: it was a maths quiz
  
• matthias: the wildlife here is so strange. why is that penguin in a tree? 
  
• nina: matthias, that’s a squirrel.
  
• matthias: see you in hell
  
• nina: uh are u asking me on a date because i accept
  
• kaz: ok kaz u can do this. ur smooth. ur cool.
  
• inej: hey kaz
  
• kaz: you have a face
  
• kaz: nailed it
  
• someone: this person is being mean to me
  
• inej: stab them
  
• jesper: wears lime green and yellow pants
  
• nina, tearing up: please god just let me die 
  
• someone: hey inej can I have some advice
  
• inej: a knife
  
• someone: better advice
  
• inej: two knives
  
• dregs: *do something illegal*
  
• matthias: but that’s illegal
  
• dregs:
  
• dregs: matthias
  
• matthias: kaz i have feelings for you
  
• kaz: um
  
• matthias: feelings of hate